Kid Moments #1


Part 1

Kid: Mommy, what does BELLI-TERGENT mean?

Me: What?

Kid: BELLI-TERGENT.

Me: Where did you hear that?

Kid: In school today.

Me: I’ve never heard of that word. Are you sure that’s the right word?

Kid: Yes, it’s spelled B-E-L-L-I-G…

Me: BELLIGERENT? It’s pronounced BELLIGERENT.

Kid: Ohhhhh.

Me: (mental forehead smack)

 

Part 2

After I tell Grandmama the story above…

Grandmama: Oh my goodness! Kid, you act so blond sometimes.

Kid: I’m not blond! I can see!

Me: (real forehead smack)

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