Nae: There’s no state with the letter Q in it’s name.
Me: Yes, that’s true.
Ni: There’s none with the letter Z.
Ni: Oh, I thought that was an S. What about B?
Ni: That’s not a state.
Nae: It’s not?
Me: Where is Boston?
Ni & Nae: *blank stare*
Ni: No, that’s Austin.
Me: (shaking my head, thinking how I’ve failed them)